Brain Fart of The Day: The Up-Down Flush
The story begins with a toilet. Not just any toilet, though, but a dual flush. If you haven’t seen one of these, the deal is that you flush upwards when you take a piss, and down for the brown town. Here is when it gets a bit personal, but I think the four people reading this can take it. I was multitasking on the toilet, pulling the classic one-two combo, and when I was done I proceeded to gaze dumbfounded at the diagram. My immediate instinct was to flush up for the pee, and then down for the poop. Number 3 combo flush…makes sense….heb.
